Short Hair?

I got dressed this morning and came to the living room with my hair still inside my shirt.  Here's how the following conversation went:

Dylan: "Why is your hair short?"

Me:  "I cut it off; do you like it?"

Dylan: "No!"

Me:  "Why not - that hurts my feelings."

Dylan:  "I like long hair better on you."

I pulled my hair out.

Dylan:  "It is still long - YEAHHH!"

Me:  "I might want to cut my hair short one day though."

Dylan:  "You can only have short hair when I'm not around you."

At least I know her opinion....hahaha!